Thanks for not suing!

It's a nice gesture that is rarely seen these days. I mean, come on - suing for sexual harassment is so 10 years ago. Get a life. Suing won't bring your dog, child, dignity or virginity back, but this card might help!

Good for office parties, corporations, senators, congressmen (all government, for that matter) news pundits, school teachers, doctors, people impersonating doctors, people impersonating congressmen, R Kelly, me impersonating R Kelly, drunk drivers, drunk bus drivers, bad baby sisters and English nannies alike, family members in civil disputes who work it out before going to get served on Judge Joe Brown, people fighting over slapping genitals on Judy Judy, and so on...