Thanks for not suing!

It's a nice gesture that is rarely seen these days. I mean, come on - suing for sexual harassment is so 10 years ago. Get a life. Suing won't bring your dog, child, dignity or virginity back, but this card might help!

Good for office parties, corporations, senators, congressmen (all government, for that matter) news pundits, school teachers, doctors, people impersonating doctors, people impersonating congressmen, R Kelly, me impersonating R Kelly, drunk drivers, drunk bus drivers, bad baby sisters and English nannies alike, family members in civil disputes who work it out before going to get served on Judge Joe Brown, people fighting over slapping genitals on Judy Judy, and so on...

my first Fan Fiction card to commemorate the passing of the worlds Godfather.



Sent in by Nick.
I doubt I could do better myself, so I didn't try.

Happy New Year!



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Cafepress.com card shop coming soon. Soon these once freely distributed unpopular cards will be available on a wasted tree for an inflated price!

Merry Christmas, Christians


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This one diverged from the original idea - which was to simplify, man, making the dog the joke and not a joke a joke, if you follow me - by adding multiple clip art images rather than just what was needed, but i couldn't help using an opportunity to bring down the Jews. Sorry.

Happy 4th of July!




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Birthday Card
"Hey, I'm a dog! Happy Birthday!"



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